NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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