Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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