So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
there is puke in my bra ... again
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