Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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