I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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