how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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