I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Randomize
