You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Reggie can tackle my bush.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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