In the future we'll all be gay
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
