You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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