btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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