But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Did I show you my penis last night?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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