Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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