you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
