what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Randomize
