I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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