I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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