Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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