so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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