Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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