we have officially lost it.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
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