Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
