Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
When are your genitals available?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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