waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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