I think i sorta joined a cult last night
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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