Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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