But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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