pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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