sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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