I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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