Who did Billy Mays play for?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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