It's Friday. Sex?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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