All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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