You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
My balls are so social today.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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