so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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