Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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