Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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