Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I will be naked everywhere
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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