Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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