I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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