Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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