AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Randomize
