Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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