its not stalking. its research.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
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