that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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