Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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