Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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