There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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