we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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