Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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