Define "chronic" masturbator.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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