is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize
