ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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