I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Randomize
